Apple’s Disappointment of a Thousand Virgin Nights

Apple recently unveiled their much anticipated tablet portable solution for busy people on the go. Finally! After so many rumors and speculation, Apple puts our anxiety at ease.

It’s called “iPad.” In this post, I review the product. Keep in mind that it isn’t released yet, and that there are probably some changes that Apple’s going to make… Oops! Now that it’s released, I can tell you with confidence that Apple did not make any changes. ANNNND Someone already opened up the iPad, just to reveal how much space there was inside. Godammit Apple.

Izayoi Sakuya is a maid who wears pads too!

Artist: Tomusooya

However, the big difference between Gensokyo’s Perfect Maid and Apple’s newest innovation is that Sakuya’s rumored flat chest is divine, but Apple’s rumored flat device is not.

Read this post to find out why:
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